Daaayyyuuummmm son!
u sound like a right down nigga right here!

and there was TOO facial hair!
yo face was all up in HIS coochie moochia and vajayjay!
u was too busy coochie-ing to look at his face!
and this aint no Whoopie Goldberg shit!
this is some kinda DAVE CHAPPELLE shit!
cos u *WHAM! BHAM! THANK U MA'AM* -ed a man!

so dont you be talkin bout my hubbay Marky Mark blowjobbing no gay gardener!
cos u got down and jiggy with a mofo!
oh yeh!
BURN!!!
lol

Ok fine. Aiden Mark Junior.

Good night Pervvie!
LOL

.:: Owh god! ::.

Omg! there was damn hell No facial hair man! I was all up in dat thang thang and there wasnt any! God jesus! I swear! and Mark is short! no wonder it was so easy for him 2 give a god damned blowjob to the gardener! He comes up to his waist standing up!!! Perfect zone eh Marky boy?! *wink wink* Haha... and I want that Video tape!! Facial Hair ma ass! lol! I swear!! this is some Whopee Goldberg shit ryte here! I swear that there was No weave on that LADIES face ok! and im very sure SHE was indeed a LADY... AND FROM BIRTH AS WELL!! man godma! and I will take care of the kids if u rename the last boy to Aeden once again!! Aeden Mark Junior is good enough god Damnit! lol! (god I feel like im turning black... God! This Be some Michael Jackson shit ryte here! GOOD NIGHT GODMA!!!

EXCUSE ME!
did u just call me fool!
damn u fool!
lol
uhm.
HELLO!!
Men can get surgery now to make it seem really u dweeb:P
no really.
the pet store owner showed me pictures and EVERYTHING
no really. it was a man.
lol
and btw.
Mark is not SHORT.
he just needs to grow a little more
XD!
hey, i'm just being a good wifay and defending the poor boy.
LOL


and SHAYNE!
i am SHOCKED at u!
U MURDERER!
how could u suggest sucha thing!
i am NOT getting an abortion.
i'll have the babies and YOU WILL support me with them mister!
or there's going to be some serious NUT cracking going on mister!
LOL


xx J

p.S this is freakin crazy and funnay!!

P.p.S! Shaynie, the pytho cage u did it in?
it has cameras too.
and if u zoom really really closely to the per store owner's face,
you can see the stubble on his/her face.
yup. FACIAL HAIR
XD!

,:: Fuck! ::.

Wat! Hell NO!!! I mean "she" had all the parts ryte!!! U know! the vajayjay and the coochie and everything... It looked so real!! It felt so real as well *wink wink*! owh no... U must be mistaken godma... And the last boy had the nices name!! Aedon!! U cant just remove Aedon and replace his name with some short persons name!! It aint ryte! and Mark! I got u on video with the gardener! It makes good wanking material for Stuart! That poor sexually starved man! and

P.S Godma! Get a freakin abortion! either that o mark is financially supporting all those kids! Ya hear me fool! lol!

BTW
Shayne is a pervvie.
Yesh he comforted me very well
*wink*wink*
Sorry mark hunnay.
u slept with the male gardener so u cant blame me
XD!

and shayne u dumbo.
we named a son and a daughter.
Raphael Jeffrey Andre Christiano Zantay Ambrose-Especkerman
Shantay Ranessa Kendra Keisha Ambrose-Especkerman
the other son shall be called
Mark junior. lol.
just for the pure reason of annoying him.



oh and BTW again shaynie.
mark doesnt know what i'm about to tell u
the pet store owner that u slept with
(NOT zoo owner)
was NOT female.
it's looked like a female alright.
but honey,
she wasn't born that way
*wink*

Hows do i know this?
cos i was at the salon today
and i met the bloody mofo
we got manicures together.
and she told me.
or HE told me.
what pronoun do i use...
hmmmm

=p

just FYI shaynie!

,:: Owh hell no! ::.

Well People... I have been accused of sleeping with a Zoo Owner... great! well this story came about as I spreaded the TRUE FACT that Mark gomez... Slept with the Gardener we hired... and yes the Gardener is a man... It doesnt really matter if someone is Bisexual or not but according to Mark... He was being "nice" wen he said I slept with a "FEMALE" Zoo lady! owh well! and upon hearing this twist in their mirrage Joanna Ambrose came to me for comfort... and yes people I comforted her VERY well *wink wink* ;)!... Now she is pregnant with triplets =)... and Mark wants to shoot me dead. So anyway 2 boys and a girl are expected soon who's names I really cannot remember ryte now... Anyway that concludes todays postings...

Message to the Godma: Urm... Is It too late for an abortion? hehe... =D

Hey ppl.
The Godmother here.

This news just came in ::

Shayne has a fetish for women and snakes.
According to a source, shayne humped a pet shop owner in a python cage.
and now the pet shop owner is pregnant.
with shaynes baby.
or the pythons baby.
maybe it's half snake?

L.O.L

that's all i gotta say fer now.

man! we're a friggin dysfunctional family!
ciao!
xx
J






p.S Mark told me to say this.
HAHAHAHAHHA.
Because of the gardener thing.
which if u dont know yet then you'll have to wait til shayne posts it here
Man! shayne is friggin active!
LOL