Ok so today we have another addition to our retarded family. For some strange reason I added Chelsea Chai into the convo and now she is the 2nd cousin of baby Ferraro... =)
No I cannot explain why she is taking a picture of someone who is taking a picture of her... I believe she forgot her medications again that morning =D. So Anyway, In the course of the chat... chelsea got possesed... yes she did the whole Emily Rose Head goes 360 puke green shit on the walls and tried to shove whatever she could get her hands on all up in her thang thang! U know what I mean?! I mean seriously she was jumping all around, her bed was levitating (must b those damn Ikea beds!) she was crawling all over the cieling and again she had a hundred and one things all up in her coochie!... she also had a sudden urge to marry freddy crugger! Dis is 1 psychotic bitch! so anyway... we are planning to hire a nanny for the kids and call her the horny Housekeeper and were also planning to hire a bisexual gardener... we will get to why he is bisexual later... but for now.. What more you have to know is that One day... Chelsea's X husband told her that he was going to buy her some Gardenia bread with the dog... He never returned... and neither did Pebbles... =(.
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