Daaayyyuuummmm son!
u sound like a right down nigga right here!

and there was TOO facial hair!
yo face was all up in HIS coochie moochia and vajayjay!
u was too busy coochie-ing to look at his face!
and this aint no Whoopie Goldberg shit!
this is some kinda DAVE CHAPPELLE shit!
cos u *WHAM! BHAM! THANK U MA'AM* -ed a man!

so dont you be talkin bout my hubbay Marky Mark blowjobbing no gay gardener!
cos u got down and jiggy with a mofo!
oh yeh!
BURN!!!
lol

Ok fine. Aiden Mark Junior.

Good night Pervvie!
LOL

.:: Owh god! ::.

Omg! there was damn hell No facial hair man! I was all up in dat thang thang and there wasnt any! God jesus! I swear! and Mark is short! no wonder it was so easy for him 2 give a god damned blowjob to the gardener! He comes up to his waist standing up!!! Perfect zone eh Marky boy?! *wink wink* Haha... and I want that Video tape!! Facial Hair ma ass! lol! I swear!! this is some Whopee Goldberg shit ryte here! I swear that there was No weave on that LADIES face ok! and im very sure SHE was indeed a LADY... AND FROM BIRTH AS WELL!! man godma! and I will take care of the kids if u rename the last boy to Aeden once again!! Aeden Mark Junior is good enough god Damnit! lol! (god I feel like im turning black... God! This Be some Michael Jackson shit ryte here! GOOD NIGHT GODMA!!!

EXCUSE ME!
did u just call me fool!
damn u fool!
lol
uhm.
HELLO!!
Men can get surgery now to make it seem really u dweeb:P
no really.
the pet store owner showed me pictures and EVERYTHING
no really. it was a man.
lol
and btw.
Mark is not SHORT.
he just needs to grow a little more
XD!
hey, i'm just being a good wifay and defending the poor boy.
LOL


and SHAYNE!
i am SHOCKED at u!
U MURDERER!
how could u suggest sucha thing!
i am NOT getting an abortion.
i'll have the babies and YOU WILL support me with them mister!
or there's going to be some serious NUT cracking going on mister!
LOL


xx J

p.S this is freakin crazy and funnay!!

P.p.S! Shaynie, the pytho cage u did it in?
it has cameras too.
and if u zoom really really closely to the per store owner's face,
you can see the stubble on his/her face.
yup. FACIAL HAIR
XD!

,:: Fuck! ::.

Wat! Hell NO!!! I mean "she" had all the parts ryte!!! U know! the vajayjay and the coochie and everything... It looked so real!! It felt so real as well *wink wink*! owh no... U must be mistaken godma... And the last boy had the nices name!! Aedon!! U cant just remove Aedon and replace his name with some short persons name!! It aint ryte! and Mark! I got u on video with the gardener! It makes good wanking material for Stuart! That poor sexually starved man! and

P.S Godma! Get a freakin abortion! either that o mark is financially supporting all those kids! Ya hear me fool! lol!

BTW
Shayne is a pervvie.
Yesh he comforted me very well
*wink*wink*
Sorry mark hunnay.
u slept with the male gardener so u cant blame me
XD!

and shayne u dumbo.
we named a son and a daughter.
Raphael Jeffrey Andre Christiano Zantay Ambrose-Especkerman
Shantay Ranessa Kendra Keisha Ambrose-Especkerman
the other son shall be called
Mark junior. lol.
just for the pure reason of annoying him.



oh and BTW again shaynie.
mark doesnt know what i'm about to tell u
the pet store owner that u slept with
(NOT zoo owner)
was NOT female.
it's looked like a female alright.
but honey,
she wasn't born that way
*wink*

Hows do i know this?
cos i was at the salon today
and i met the bloody mofo
we got manicures together.
and she told me.
or HE told me.
what pronoun do i use...
hmmmm

=p

just FYI shaynie!

,:: Owh hell no! ::.

Well People... I have been accused of sleeping with a Zoo Owner... great! well this story came about as I spreaded the TRUE FACT that Mark gomez... Slept with the Gardener we hired... and yes the Gardener is a man... It doesnt really matter if someone is Bisexual or not but according to Mark... He was being "nice" wen he said I slept with a "FEMALE" Zoo lady! owh well! and upon hearing this twist in their mirrage Joanna Ambrose came to me for comfort... and yes people I comforted her VERY well *wink wink* ;)!... Now she is pregnant with triplets =)... and Mark wants to shoot me dead. So anyway 2 boys and a girl are expected soon who's names I really cannot remember ryte now... Anyway that concludes todays postings...

Message to the Godma: Urm... Is It too late for an abortion? hehe... =D

Hey ppl.
The Godmother here.

This news just came in ::

Shayne has a fetish for women and snakes.
According to a source, shayne humped a pet shop owner in a python cage.
and now the pet shop owner is pregnant.
with shaynes baby.
or the pythons baby.
maybe it's half snake?

L.O.L

that's all i gotta say fer now.

man! we're a friggin dysfunctional family!
ciao!
xx
J






p.S Mark told me to say this.
HAHAHAHAHHA.
Because of the gardener thing.
which if u dont know yet then you'll have to wait til shayne posts it here
Man! shayne is friggin active!
LOL

.:: Sir Name ::.

Peoples!! The Godmother and I have just come up with a Sir name... and its.. E.S.P.E.C.K.E.R.M.E.Z.R.O.S.E.L.V.A.I.J.A.S Nice eh =)

.:: A cousin! ::.

Great! Our family's expanding! but the funnay thing is dat... THEYRE ALL MY FUCKING CONTACTS! wtf wei! cant ya'll add some people of ur own! cacat's! am I the only one with extremely Hyper friends? haha... so anyway back to serious voice! Ehem... *clears throat*..

Ok so today we have another addition to our retarded family. For some strange reason I added Chelsea Chai into the convo and now she is the 2nd cousin of baby Ferraro... =)















No I cannot explain why she is taking a picture of someone who is taking a picture of her... I believe she forgot her medications again that morning =D. So Anyway, In the course of the chat... chelsea got possesed... yes she did the whole Emily Rose Head goes 360 puke green shit on the walls and tried to shove whatever she could get her hands on all up in her thang thang! U know what I mean?! I mean seriously she was jumping all around, her bed was levitating (must b those damn Ikea beds!) she was crawling all over the cieling and again she had a hundred and one things all up in her coochie!... she also had a sudden urge to marry freddy crugger! Dis is 1 psychotic bitch! so anyway... we are planning to hire a nanny for the kids and call her the horny Housekeeper and were also planning to hire a bisexual gardener... we will get to why he is bisexual later... but for now.. What more you have to know is that One day... Chelsea's X husband told her that he was going to buy her some Gardenia bread with the dog... He never returned... and neither did Pebbles... =(.

.:: About us ::.

ehem! Let me break this shit down to ya'll! I am Shayne Andrew Especkerman...















And this is my darling (Pvvt) wife Navitra Selva.















We got married on (insert date here because I cant rememba =)) and had a bouncing baby gurl... wait..Boy!...No!! Gurl.. aww shit! wait arr......



lalalalala......


Ok! I have confirmed that its a boy!

So... Bouncing baby BOY! Now instead of Going through nine months of cold hard pregnancy... Navay and I had sex... and had a baby all in 2weeks of our mirrage. Mark helped name the baby... you see.. he tried spelling Ferrari but ended up hitting the O key instead. So thats how our son got the name Ferraro... now no!! Its not just plain Ferraro Especkerman... Its actually.... Ferraro Shanayvie Celine Ambrose Selva Gomez Especkerman. as you can see... the name consist of gurlish names like Shanayvie and Celine... why shanayvie? well... its because our baby boy was supposed 2 b a baby gurl =)... and no navay dear I did not stuff balls on our baby gurl. HE'S a BOY. now celine came along as Mark thought it was a gurl and wanted to name my child... He is short =). Now who the hell is Mark ryte? Mark Trevor Gomez is the godfather of my child















I do not know either why all his cupboard doors are all open and where he is looking at in this picture or ... Prob staring at some short person... (they turn him on) =)! Anywho! Joanna Ambrose... Godmother to my son and Husband... I mean wifay! ;) to Mark.
















Now to make this clear... Joanna and Mark got married on Friday at 12.28am last week... and just like us... They met, became friends, got married, had sex, skipped 9 months of pregnancy and had their baby ryte there and then all in 30 minutes... amazing =). Joanna Ambrose gave birth at 12.48am to a beautiful baby gurl named Nikita Jolynn Eiffel Katrina Ambrose-Gomez. Upon hearing this new baby's name Navay and I were offended as We were the rightful godparents of their child and that we had added their name in our kids name... so basically we forced them into adding Especkerman and Selva in their daughters name. Nikita Jolynn Eiffel Katrina Especkerman Selva Ambrose-Gomez=). We have all also agreed that Navay will convert from hinduism and join us in being catholics... we are all going to be going to assumption PJ. Also on the same night I remaried to Monisha Selva... Navays sister.















This picture truely describes Moni... Pure Evil! =) her nickname is now Ze Evil. So As you can see we all truely live up to our name... Dysfunctional! =) so basically a synopsys about fridays chat is that. Navay and I had a child... we named the child. Joanna and Mark met, got married and had a kid. I married moni. We found out that Moni humped a koala. Mark is short. and that I cannot do push-ups. I love em. (chels ur in the next post... this is for us who met on friday)